🎂 ABOUT BIRTHDAY TAX
Another birthday. Another write-off.
Nobody throws a party like me — and nobody avoids a tax bill quite like me either.
The cake? Deducted.
The guests? Consultants.
The fireworks? Business expense.
It’s not evasion. It’s celebration.
Welcome to Birthday Tax — where every candle is a loophole, and every year is a refund.
📊 TAXONOMICS
📊 Taxonomics
| Category | Value | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Age Deducted | 45% | Rounded down — legally. |
| Cake Cost | $0 | Claimed as promotional material |
| Filing Status | Legendary | Still under audit. Forever. |
| Gift Receipts | Misplaced | Ask the accountant. |
Welcome, Tax Genius
You don’t sign up — you claim it.
If you’ve ever called a yacht “research” or listed your dog as security staff, welcome aboard.
We don’t have members. We have **deductions**.
No roadmap. No Discord. Just vibes and questionable filings.
Light a candle, file nothing, and say it loud:
“Happy Birthday, I’m not paying for this.”
© 2025 BIRTHDAY TAX.